• Ethics Professor: Why are you wearing a tie?
  • Hipster with Ridiculous Amounts of Facial Hair: Why am I wearing a tie?
  • Professor: Yes, why are you wearing a tie today?
  • Hipster: Because I like it..?
  • Professor: But why did you choose to wear a tie today?
  • Hipster: I guess because I was feeling a little sick?
  • [Everyone laughs.]
  • Professor: Talk about mysterious.
  • Hipster: It makes me feel better.
  • Professor: Wearing a tie makes you feel better?
  • Hipster: Yes, it makes me feel good to be fashionable.
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