bubble dumpster
Ethics Professor:
Why are you wearing a tie?
Hipster with Ridiculous Amounts of Facial Hair:
Why am I wearing a tie?
Professor:
Yes, why are you wearing a tie today?
Hipster:
Because I like it..?
Professor:
But why did you choose to wear a tie today?
Hipster:
I guess because I was feeling a little sick?
[Everyone laughs.]
Professor:
Talk about mysterious.
Hipster:
It makes me feel better.
Professor:
Wearing a tie makes you feel better?
Hipster:
Yes, it makes me feel good to be fashionable.
